So my dad and I had an hour long conversation about being on Family Feud tonight.
1 note- teacher: what unit of measurement-
- me: in daylights
- teacher: thats not-
- me: in sunsets
- me: in midnights
- teacher: you cant-
- me: in cups of coffee
- teacher: thats impossi-
- me: in inches
- teacher: yes! thats what i-
- me: in miles
- teacher: but you just-
- me: in laughter
- me: in strife
- teacher: *opens mouth*-
- me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
- teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
- me: how about looooooooooooooooove
- teacher: i give up
- me: measure in looooooooooove
- teacher: out
- me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
518 notesI know everybody likes to talk about how weird they were as a kid but when I was in the fourth grade I would literally go to my neighbor’s koi pond and sit and play my recorder by myself and they would just stare from inside their house that was my life those were my choices

