Oh my god I almost slept with your brother once. Get over it.

thatoneawkwardwhovian:

finals week 

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

college should be $25

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS