jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

BEST.SPEECH.EVER

eatpussylivehappy:

satsuma400ml:

Joia John

*faints*

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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lauraaan182:

Hahaha

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from