foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

dingdongyouarewrong:

fanfiction

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steffalopod:

if u play beyblade u will get babe laid

I like alcoholic beverages on special occasions… and it just so happens that I think life is super special. All the time.

Grace Helbig

life is super

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reverseracists:

neighbors in Paris

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

falloutwomen:

I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.

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b-nedict:

Blink-182 - Up All Night (Vocals Only)

If I were dating you there would never be a dull minute.
Anonymous asked:

Aww :)

I am attracted to the idea of your lips exploring my body as if it were a map and you kept getting lost on purpose.

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies